Jan 24, 2012 - General    No Comments

Prison

Dear Diary -
Today I was banished for the simple crime of escaping the yard and jumping into a pool of mud, necessitating a bath in the Tub of Doom.

Regards,
Ninja

Dec 17, 2011 - General    1 Comment

Mother

Dear Diary,
Today I saw my dear old ma for the first time in a long while. I fear she is shrinking, however, because she appeared to be smaller than the last time I saw her.

Mother gave me a present and I was not about to let those small humans take it from me.

Best regards,
Ninja

Nov 19, 2011 - General    No Comments

Activity

Dear Diary -
Can there be anything more fulfilling than chasing an object and returning it to a human, over and over and over again? I think not.

Keep alert,
Ninja

Nov 9, 2011 - General    No Comments

Critter

Dear Diary -
Today I encountered a critter hiding under the board next to the deck. It was a dream come true. "Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!" it said. I suppose it doesn't know English. Oh, how I wanted to play with that critter. It was like a living toy... one that was probably delicious. Alas, my Human Female lifted the board and when she saw it made a strange sound similar to the one the critter was making. I am planning to whine and annoy her until she lets me out there again.

Wish me luck.
Ninja

Nov 7, 2011 - General    No Comments

Beauty

Dear Diary -
My human brought me to that place today, where they brush me a lot and cut my hair. I have been told I smell better now, but they say odor is in the nose of the beholder.

Until next time,
Ninja

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