Prison

Dear Diary - Today I was banished for the simple crime of escaping the yard and jumping into a pool of mud, necessitating a bath in the Tub of Doom. Regards, Ninja ...
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Mother

Dear Diary, Today I saw my dear old ma for the first time in a long while. I fear she is shrinking, however, because she appeared to be smaller than the last time I saw her. Mother gave me a present and I was not about to let those...
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Activity

Dear Diary - Can there be anything more fulfilling than chasing an object and returning it to a human, over and over and over again? I think not. Keep alert, Ninja...
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Critter

Dear Diary - Today I encountered a critter hiding under the board next to the deck. It was a dream come true. "Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!" it said. I suppose it doesn't know English. Oh, how I wanted to play with that critter. It was like a living toy... one that...
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Beauty

Dear Diary - My human brought me to that place today, where they brush me a lot and cut my hair. I have been told I smell better now, but they say odor is in the nose of the beholder. Until next time, Ninja...
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Ninja Gear

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