Jan 24, 2012 - General    No Comments

Prison

Dear Diary –
Today I was banished for the simple crime of escaping the yard and jumping into a pool of mud, necessitating a bath in the Tub of Doom.

Regards,
Ninja

Dec 17, 2011 - General    1 Comment

Mother

Dear Diary,
Today I saw my dear old ma for the first time in a long while. I fear she is shrinking, however, because she appeared to be smaller than the last time I saw her.

Mother gave me a present and I was not about to let those small humans take it from me.

Best regards,
Ninja

Nov 19, 2011 - General    No Comments

Activity

Dear Diary –
Can there be anything more fulfilling than chasing an object and returning it to a human, over and over and over again? I think not.

Keep alert,
Ninja

Nov 9, 2011 - General    No Comments

Critter

Dear Diary –
Today I encountered a critter hiding under the board next to the deck. It was a dream come true. “Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!” it said. I suppose it doesn’t know English. Oh, how I wanted to play with that critter. It was like a living toy… one that was probably delicious. Alas, my Human Female lifted the board and when she saw it made a strange sound similar to the one the critter was making. I am planning to whine and annoy her until she lets me out there again.

Wish me luck.
Ninja

Nov 7, 2011 - General    No Comments

Beauty

Dear Diary –
My human brought me to that place today, where they brush me a lot and cut my hair. I have been told I smell better now, but they say odor is in the nose of the beholder.

Until next time,
Ninja

Nov 1, 2011 - General    2 Comments

Poison

Dear Diary -
Apparently delicious looking blue blocks are not okay to chew on. Who knew? And now I know if my human ever gives me peanut butter in a bowl something is up – namely, the peanut butter and the delicious looking blue block. That wasn’t fun. Apparently I have to go to the doctor tomorrow now. Curses!

In other news, strange white stuff fell from the sky. It was delicious. However, strange round entities started appearing around our dwelling, so I tried to scare them off with my moves.

And last night I wore my ninja gear out to walk around the neighborhood while the human children ran up to people’s doors. I saw some of my friends and I pooped in the street.

Cheers!
-Ninja

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